Five Gifts Not to Give a Fairy Tale Lover
1. A spinning wheel. Those things can put you to sleep. I think it’s the hum of the wheel as it spins.
2. A red apple. All that food dye can make you sick.
3. A toad. Learn the difference between a frog and a toad!
4. A rose that has some kind of internal clock that knows how old you are and times its blooming accordingly.
5. A Maleficent style curse. Not everyone has three fairy godmothers to look after them. Most only have one.
For gifts that are princess-acceptable and fairy godmother-approved, check out this post.
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